Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
(1 Kings 3:5-15, 4:20-34, 10:14-29)
In First Kings 2,
My daddy told me what I gotta do.
Real soon, Dad died.
I had to lead the Israelites.
I told God to make me wise as He can
'cause Israel needs to have a smart blest man.
Don't want diamond rings.
I need wisdom from the King of Kings.
God said: "Slick pick!
Since you said that I'm gonna make you rich.
They'll come runnin' from the farthest of lands
To hear the Lord's wisdom from a smart, blest man."
LEAD SPOKEN:
I don't know how, how, how ... but He did it.
You know what I'm talkin' about!
Got gold, got cla**.
But I don't care because it all will pa**.
Get faith, find love
If you're smart, those are enough.
Then ask God to make you wise as He can
And everyone will say that you're a smart, blest man