[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft]
I've been the Tomb Raider since '96
Nathan Drake, you wish you were as fine as this
The name's Lara Croft, I'll amaze the world
To think twice when they underestimate a girl
I'm an actual genius, that's a fact boy
You got nothing on me, you douche-y frat boy
I'm making history, you're just in it for the money
People think you're cute, but I prefer Sully
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake]
He's all yours, he's practically my father
If that's what you're into go ahead, I won't bother
Speakin' of dads, your daddy was dope
Living in his shadow, that's gotta blow
My douche-y demeanor? I hate to say you like it
Join me Lara, cause you'd make a great sidekick
You're walkin' in my footsteps, even since you started
Cause everywhere I've been was already uncharted
[Hook: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I love to wonder what's undiscovered
It's one big world out there, so much to plunder
We're climbing mountains and going down under
I found it first so you can go find another
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake]
You know that I'm the best, that you can't mistake
Because I'm the descendant of Sir Francis Drake
Yes I'm in it for the money, but for what it counts
I always save my friends, that's what I'm all about
And hey I dig your style, I like your bu*t
You could be so cool if you'd lighten up
See, you know what good a little humor can do me
Stick around Lara, and I'll make you my groupie
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft]
Take your eyes off me, you hopeless fan boy
You think you'll outsmart me? You know you can't, boy
I'm more resourceful than MacGyver
I don't need a man, cause I'm a lone survivor
You've found some temples and ancient stuff?
But every single time, you just blow them up
You're just lucky, cause you got no sk**
Take a good look, because looks can k**
[Hook: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I love to wonder what's undiscovered
It's one big world out there, so much to plunder
We're climbing mountains and going down under
I found it first so you can go find another
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft]
You're predictable, Nathan Drake
When you're on the mic, I can't stay awake
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake]
Listen Miss Croft, you sound pissed off
You look at me and just wish you were this hot
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft]
Coming from the Indiana Jones rip-off?
Here's a map Nate, so you don't get lost
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake]
If you got brains? Put 'em to use
The only good thing about you is your... eyes
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft]
Your cheap one-liners are lame as can be
And I bet that you wish that Elena was me
I work on my own, don't need any help
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake]
No wonder you're single, you're full of yourself
I got stacks of riches and mountains of fame
At the end of my adventures I go out with a bang
Let's make a truce, you're not the worst
But still, don't forget who got here first
[Hook: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I love to wonder what's undiscovered
It's one big world out there, so much to plunder
We're climbing mountains and going down under
I found it first so you can go find another