[Intro: Cupid Valentino]
My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
And I just want to say one thing
[Verse 1: Cupid Valentino]
Happy Valentine's Day
Every day the 14th!
I don't think y'all heard me!
I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day!
Every day the 14th!
Can y'all dig that?
Now when arrows don't penetrate, see
Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)
He shoots straight for your heart
And he won't miss you!
That's alright y'all won't believe in me anyways
But
[Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Cupid Valentino)]
Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy
Leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny
(There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
Love will rule supreme)
[Verse 2: Cupid Valentino]
Happy Valentine's Day
Every day the 14th! (You got it!)
When Cupid knocks at your door
You can't ignore me!
There's no need to run!
So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!)
Every day the 14th!
Now I may have it all wrong, see
If you know what loves mean, well
Well, somebody tell me!
'Cuz they just don't believe in me!
[Hook](Cupid Valentino)
(There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
Cupid will not be defeated!)
[Verse 3: Cupid Valentino]
Happy Valentine's Day
Every day the 14th!
Now I know your hearts have grown cold
And that bothers me
Now I understand cause I use to be a bad boy in my day
I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings
But you can't run away!
Ho, oh
[Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Cupid Valentino)]
Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy
(Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)
Bunny!
[Talking: Cupid Valentino]
Well keep on running player
Cause I got my good shoes on
And I got 'em tied up tight
So you going to find out tonight!
[Verse 4: Andre 3000]
Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner
Below I know I love her
But act like I don't want her
Surrounded by the lovely
But yet feel like a loner
Could be an organ donor
The way I give up my heart, but
Never know because sh**, I never tell her
Ask me how I'm feeling I'd holla that it's irrela'
I don't get myself caught up in the Jello jella'
And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but
For the record
Have you ever rode a horse?
Like for you to send me to Pluto
I said, "Of course!"
But if you ain't a sweety
Indeedy I won't endorse
Han Solo till I'm hit by the bullet
So may the force
Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits
For now show me samples
Examples of why you're the sh**!
But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?
And if you do not know me
Then how could you be my friend?
[Outro: Cupid Valentino, Joi, and "Skreechy Peachy"]
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