Everyone says it'll laugh like you Everyone says it'll get your smile But I'm the only one that knows You never loved me, baby Not a single solitary time Not a single solitary time And everyone says it'll get your temper Everyone says it'll get your eyes 'Cause I'm the only one who knows Where you were sleeping, baby And I really wouldn't be surprised Everybody tells me that I'm crazy Saying I'm too young to have a baby
But maybe the joke's on you this time Yeah, maybe the joke's on you this time Everyone will say that I'm a liar And every day the swallowing gets tighter But keeping this a secret has been murder And I'd like to get on with my life I'd like to get on with my life Everyone says it'll laugh like you Everyone says it'll have your smile But I don't even know if you're the father But there isn't any way it's mine