9-23-13
A ninth-grade chemistry teacher wanted to demonstrate the evils of liquor to his young students. He produced a gla** of water, a gla** of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now cla**, observe closely," he said as he dropped one of the worms into the gla** of water, perfectly happy. The teacher dropped the second worm into the gla** of whiskey. The worm swam around for a moment, then seized up and curled, quickly sinking to the bottom of the gla**, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what can be learned from this experiment?" the teacher asked his students. After a pause, young Tom stood up and said, "Well, if you drink whiskey, you'll never get worms."
9-24-13
Teacher: Sammy, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Sammy: I get up early.
9-25-13
didn't go to fifth period
9-26-13
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because it said "concentrate."
Teacher: I hope i didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Gary: I hope you didn't either.
9-27-13
took test on archetypes