(alexSlander)
Watch me
Go slicing through the thin crust like Bacci
Filoso as the blade I pop on pods who try to copy me
Like Donny in the 70's
Clone b**hes want me
But H.O.R.S.E.'s belong at Fedex on Milwaukee
So just ask my co*k out for coffee already
It's obvious to all the second city drama queens you're stalking me
Immature and awkward
Please ask for the autograph and leave
So I can drop like Autumn leaves
On tracks I should have done already
We don't give a f** if you're from Midway or O'Hare
I'm livin' The Forbidden in Cabrini Green so beware
And believe that all the sh** that freaks you out
Is second nature to me
Like getting juxed in broad daylight on State street
So don't blame me when this city crumbles like a pastry
I may be the gate keeper
But these chickens ain't cage free
I'm here to narrate and pay too much for cigarettes
I'm f**ing serious!
I've had too much like Ledger did
Sick of these stupid clowns
Whippin' out weapons for the k**
When it costs a real artist
Nil to be ill, but still
They till all day at that corporate mill
Packaging fame by the bundle for a few select hundred
So I'm screamin' "f** the public demand!"
Slander's a blacksmith smelting malleable rappers
While lacking glamorous a**ets
So best to have gold plated caskets on hand
I'mma bury you at Mic Mac and k** it again
So from the 773 to the 312
JP to The Loop
We're comin' for YOU
I'm f**ing serious
I swear to god, you little b**h
f**ing deal with it