[Intro]
What up? It's your super pal Al--ec
Comin' here with another song that's sick
Turn it up
Turn it up
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But really, turn it up. It sounds a lot better
[Verse 1]
The astounding rapper sounding like a lotta bucks
The sober douchebag, is he on a lotta d**?
Not a buzz, not a high, rapping on that natural
Rapping hard as 'concrete,' that is f**ing 'factual."
I rap like a 'h*mo,' I rap like a 'genus.'
Ask your math teacher, I rap the 'meanest.'
If you slept on me, you would probably f**ing dream this
I'm so far gone, yeah, you wouldn't believe it
Man, I got an 'ill ride,' everybody 'Hops in!'
"Stop him! Impossible, can't nobody top him."
Call up anybody, call Batman and Robin
Not them can stop me, I am f**ing rotten
You're not 'hip,' but I guess you are a 'waist' of time
'waste' of mine, you're 'trash,' wordplay is f**ing fine
I wanna 'blow up,' yeah this rapping world will soon be 'mine.'
Gettin' presidential 'head,' just like a freakin' dime
I do say J.K.; I never get ladies
I never get laid, hey, this life is so crazy!
It's no debate, babe, you f**ers freaking stay fake
Stay awake, I stay great at every place I migrate
You can't see me, cause you know that I'm the best
f** the rest, I know that I'm the best up in this f**ing test
Probably not, I don't know, I have so many f**ing thoughts
I'm like that one dude who raps in a paradox
[Verse 2]
"Look at this rapper in school with a b**h lisp
Who says f** a lot and really spits when he spits sh**
He's sick kid, maybe addicted to dicks, b**h!
I can't stop listening, I try to resist it."
Resist it? No, sit back and listen!
I'm like crazy with a little cynical mixed in!
Vixens listed watch out cause I spit sick
Both literally and lyrically, don't get it twisted!
I'm taking names like I got high score on Pac-Man
Not a bad man, manical when I'm rappin'
I'm the Bane of your life, now lets get it crackin'!
Batman reference, evil like Drakken
Close that p**n tab open, you done fappin'
Cause you already f**ed yourself when you heard me rappin'
Time to stop sleepin' on me, you done nappin.'
Let's cut the bullsh** now, I'm done chatin'
I'm f**ing underground, catch me in Japan
Everyone chanting "Alec is the Man!"
Kinda like Em, you won't 'understan'
The secrets of my methods and how I go ham
I'm rappin' right now, you're 'idle' like Simon
My rhymes take virginity and bust them hymens
Cause I put my heart in everything I rhyme, man
f** it, I don't need a 'thou' just to know that I'm 'grand.'
Stay super!
Turn it up!