[Verse 1]
Immaculate, when I rap on it, I take this beat and tackle it
I shakle it, snack on it, snap on it, I'm not a hack with it
"This track is sh**." You b**hes cannot see me, like some halibut
I drop more sh** than f**ing Skrillex taking a f**ing laxative
Laugh at it, I will shrug it off like Michael Jackson did
My heart's in it, you lack this sh**, you sh**heads spit the wackest sh**
Please, just sit. You're wack at it. You know that it's f**ing fact, you prick
I attack on this. This is my Cocaine rap, take a crack at it
You crack addict. Rapping, yo, I think I got a knack for this
Lazarus, I will live forever and be hazardous
I'm cancerous. Jesus, Alec is real, just like Nazareth
Optometrist, I think that I'll never be able to live in bliss
"You're a travesty, it has to be, because you sound like crap to me
It's honesty, f** opinion, this is f**ing fact to me."
You're mind is f**ing nasty, G
You stupid f**s just have to be
Kidding me, uncla**y freaks
Close minded f**s, you're dastardly
I'm dazzling, astonishing
I know no one's as hot as me
I'm f**ing cool, f** modesty
"I think I can" was taught to me
I'm an oddity on an odyssey
Find someone that's as odd as me
You can look up in the oddest sea
I'm the oddest, see? The Oddest G
[Verse 2]
Really, it's absurd to me that no one's ever heard of me
No one want's to hear a nerdy 'g', that sh** hasn't occured to me
But f** it I prefer to be immature, f** maturity!
"Alec, have you heard of he?" "Yeah, he's alright, yeah, sure he's neat."
f** that, I make you turd your seat. While you hear me murder dirty beats
I knock you off your dirty feet. Screaming, "Alec you are sure elite."
"Alec f**ing turns the beat." I'm hard as f**ing 33
Yeah, a nerdy simile. My songs got people learning, gee
This sh** is disconcerting me, people learning about hurting he
During the I'm herding these stupid cows, no murdering
Better hurry please, you should just leave, I'll infect you with that nerd disease!
"Further, please." I got them asking. But I'm always nervous, geez!
I'll hit their spirits with these lyrics, blowing out my f**ing larynx
So you hear it. Bring you near it. Eventually you'll f**ing fear it
The crazy train, I f**ing steer it, f**ing steer sh**. Get it? Hear it?
Spit the clearest. So you hear it. How many times does I have to rhyme hear it!?
[Verse 3]
Switching up the flow, cause you motherf**ers get bored!
Everybody knows that I'm the motherf**in rap lord!
More like the crap lord, nevermind who gives a sh**?
Someone didn't flush the toilet, really, who gave a sh**?
I'm so sick, I'm going psycho. Off the wall, b**h, call me Michael
Think I might go take some nyquil. Go to sleep. Repeat this cycle
"Your rhymes are sh**, bro! You just just quit, yo!
You just just sit, yo." b**hes are like Piccolo
I am like Goku, nevermind I Gohan
Didn't hear me clearly, b**h? I said, "I GO HAM."
More punch lines than a boxing Lindsay Lohan
f** racism, but you better watch your tone, man
Bow down to no man. I don't really know, man
If you ask me all these other rappers go bland
Got all these f**ing people asking "What does Alec's raps mean?"
"Is he f**ing serious? What the f** is happening?"
"I should be fapping. I'll keep attacking."
You f**wads are ridciulous, I'll just keep on laughing
I'm not an average rapper, so why the f**'s my mind mean
Another nerd reference, don't you dare remind me
You b**hes stay behind me. Labels need to sign me
Cause I got that dope sh**, Rap Fiend Mind Scheme