I grab the mic, open up a Nutella can
I reduce friction more than the lubricant can
It's in the confusion I am, it's in the disillusionment I am
I'm whack pro, that's my foregone conclusion, pupulous like Houston
My New Year's resolution was to buy a weapon harder than Bombard
So I KICKED Bernard Duarte straight over to the bank guard
Smashed his freakin' face with my gla** shard, he must die hard
In the front yard, they caught him off guarrd, showed his mother his report card
Broke his nose, sent him a get well soon card, sent him my regards
I'm insane! I summon acid rain in your rectal vein
Rape a mic with a sugarcane, mathematical, so I'm a facet plane
Directioner, not the band, I mean I'm a weather vane
I'm always on the fast lane, don't give a damn, don't care to explain
So I fly to Nicki Minaj, and get introduced to Lil Wayne
You own a mansion, maybe that's satisfaction
Say that when your ho's gone, I'll give you some compa**ion
Rippin' the sh** since the beginnin' I be k**in' it, I'm a syllable's siblin'
I ain't kiddin', punch your face go over the top of the ceilin'
Dental fillin's, chicken grillin', checka chicka checka chicka checka
I spit venom to the enemy, murder helplessy, I'm on ecstasy
So I create a parody out of jealousy
I'm a cannonball, I'm also a cannibal, so I make a human body a recipe
Recklessly and breathlessly kick the girl while she's in pregnancy
I blessedly enter, conquer destiny, superior entity
Leave my legacy, drink some Hennessy
Acceptably, desperately, tremendously, now I'm treated respectfully
Pleasently, I finished you off tremendously and incredibly
I just smoke GREEN, I'm environmentally friendly
I ain't gonna waste my time, my mind's runnin' outta rhymes
sh**, your raps are like like an eight second vine