I met her in a Chinatown bar
Acting like a camped out movie star
Sipping Lime and Rum
Until the morning comes
They call her Horny Lips
Always at the chic-est place to be
She gets her face in High Society
Putting on the Ritz
All the gossip fits
Around Horny Lips
Horny Lips
Flicking her tongue
Horny Lips
Was told when she was young
To be a popular miss
You gotta know where to kiss those boys
She's got the charm
To bust your bone
Even when she's talking on the telephone
It's all legs and hips
Once you come to grips
With those Horny Lips
Horny Lips
Jackboots and spurs
Horny lips
The gentlemen prefer
Some social register cla**
A piece of a** with the charm school poise
Horny Lips
Ah ah ah ah ah
Horny Lips!