DELORIS:
[Now, who's been bad in the eyes of our Lord?
Well, it's time to come clean!]
First ya… sprinkle Holy Water –
Then ya… wave the Holy Book –
Then ya… do a special blessing –
And then ya shake around your rosary
‘til everybody bead is shook
And shout hail Mary!
BIKERS:
Hail Mary!
DELORIS:
Shout our Father!
BIKERS:
Our Father!
DELORIS:
Better pray it like ya mean it, or don't bother!
BIKERS:
Whooooo!
DELORIS
We ain't got them fancy wafers
Butcha all can lift a gla** so raise your cup –
BIKERS:
Yeah!
DELORIS:
Drink up!
BIKERS:
Yeah!
DELORIS:
That's how you do the Sacred Ma**
MARY PATRICK:
Now let's exorcise the devil
BIKERS:
The devil!
MARY LAZARUS:
Grind them demons in the ground
MARY PATRICK
Grind ‘em in the ground
MARY PATRICK:
Next you baptize all the heathens
BIKERS:
Baptize the heathens!
DELORIS:
And then ya do-si-do your partner
And you swing 'em all around, and shout hosanna!
BIKERS
Hosanna!
DELORIS
Holy Moses!
BIKERS:
Holy Moses!
DELORIS:
Then ya strike a buncha Catholic - lookin' poses!
BIKERS:
Whooo!
DELORIS:
If ya wanna free your conscience
First ya gotta free your a**
Now say amen –
BIKERS:
Amen!
DELORIS:
And then
Come on and do the Sacred Ma**!
Lemme see the congregation do some freestyle adoration
Just like baby Jesus commands!
Praise the Lord, then hallelujah, grab whoever's closest to ya!
We'll do confession later, but right now, lay on those hands!