I'm doing alright for myself
Folks:
I'm healthy, I'm wealthy
I'm wise
My investments and such
Have all gone up so much-
Seems whatever I touch
Starts to rise
I've got men, I've got money
And yet
The thing I want most
I can't get
Uh, that feels good
I like that
I live in a mansion on
Long Island sound
I pulled up a weed, they
Found oil in the ground
But you telling me you don't
Want me around-
Now, honey, that's rich
Some guys give me vermans
Chincilla and mink
Some give me diamonds
As big as a sink
But you wouldn't give me so
Much as a wink-
Now, baby, that's rich
I get brandy from Andy
And candy from Scott
Oh, and Frank and Eduardo
Chipped in for a yacht
I get stares from the fellas
And prayers from the pope
But I ran out my luck
Getting stuck on some dope!
Hey baby, I was just talking about you
Now, listen, sport
This lifes too short
To waste it on you
It may be rough
But soon enough
Ill learn to make do with
The mansion, the oil well
The diamonds, the yacht
With Andy, Eduardo
The pontiff and Scott
And Frank. Oooooo!
And my bank!
So spill no tears for me
Cause there's one thing you ain't
That Ill always be
And honey
Yeah, that's right
That's rich! That's rich!
That's rich! That's rich!