[SEYMOUR]
Da-doo
I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day
Shoop da-doo
And I pa**ed by this place where this old Chinese man
Chang da-doo
He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings
Snip da-doo
'cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby
Da da da da da da-doo
He didn't have anything unusual there that day
Nope, da-doo
So I was just about to, ya know, walk on by
Good for you
When suddenly
Da doo
And without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun
It got very dark and there was this strange
Sound like something from another world
Da-doo
And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there
Whoop-see-doo
Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias
Audrey Two
I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before
But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways
For a dollar ninety-five
Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo