[Narrator]
You go girls...
[Calliope]
We are the muses
Goddesses of the arts
And proclaimers of heroes
[Terpsichore]
Heroes like Hercules
[Thalia]
Honey you mean Hunk-ules!
Woohoo I'd like to make some sweet music-
[Calliope]
Our story actually begins long before Hercules
Many eons ago
Back when the world was new
The planet earth was down on its luck
And everywhere brutes called Titans ran amok
[Thalia]
It was a nasty place!
There was a mess where ever you stepped
[Calliope]
Where chaos reigned
And earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
[Thalia]
Woo! Sing it girlfriend
[All Muses]
But then along came Zeus!
He hurled his thunderbolt
And zapped-
Locked those s**ers in a vault
They're trapped-
And on his own stopped chaos in its track
And that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type A to just relax!
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though honey it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth!
On Mt. Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
Though honey it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth