[Jafar]
Oh Princess! There's someone that I'm *dying* to introduce you to
[Aladdin]
Jafar, get your hands off her!
[Jafar]
Prince Ali
Yes, it is he
But not as you know him!
Read my lips
And come to grips
With reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[Iago]
Or should we say Aladdin?!
[Jasmine]
Ali?
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, I tried to tell you! I'm just-
[Jafar]
So Ali
Turns out to be
Merely Aladdin
Just a con
Need I go on?
Take it from me
His personality flaws
So give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
His a**ets are frozen, the venue's chosen
To the ends of the earth, whoopee!
So long
[Iago]
Goodbye, see ya!
[Jafar]
Ex-Prince Ali-hihihihi!