[Gareth]
I like living plainly
Chains and leather, mainly
[Madalena]
I prefer a lavish suite
[Sid]
Go on
[Madalena]
I like eating lightly
Vegan dinners nightly
[Gareth]
I like meat with extra meat
[Sid]
You're not even trying
[Madalena]
I'm deluxe to my silken undies
[Gareth]
It's commando for me
[Sid]
Ew
[Madalena]
My way's clearly better
[Gareth]
Boringer and deader
[Madalena + Gareth]
Let's agree to disagree
[Sid]
Right. Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start
[Madalena]
I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot
[Gareth]
I prefer a keg of beer
[Madalena]
I like getting randy with whoever's handy
[Gareth]
I prefer a keg of beer
[Madalena]
Love ma**ages, long walks and sunsets
[Gareth]
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
[Sid]
Guys. The rhyme scheme
[Madalena]
Frankly, you disgust me
[Gareth]
You're no picnic, trust me
[Madalena + Gareth]
Let's agree to disagree
[Sid]
Maybe you're not getting the concept
[Madalena + Gareth]
Just one of us can lead
[Madalena]
And that's me
[Gareth]
Hell no
[Madalena]
You want to piece of this?
[Gareth]
All right, then
[Madalena + Gareth]
Fine. Let's go!
[Madalena]
We will never get on together
[Gareth]
Ditto, obviously
[Sid]
Right there. Did you hear that? I think we finally –
[Gareth]
God, is he annoying
[Madalena]
Positively cloying
[Sid]
Guys?
[Madalena]
Why is he still talking?
[Gareth]
Can it with the squawking!
[Sid]
But –
[Gareth]
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
[Madalena]
We're definitely syncing
[Sid]
You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help
[Madalena + Gareth]
Let's agree to
[Sid]
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait
[Madalena + Gareth]
Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
[Sid]
No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No, stop! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah!