[Jester]
Yes! Catfight!
[Gareth]
Finally. I've been waiting two seasons for this
[Madalena]
I don't like you
[Isabella]
I really don't like you
[Madalena]
I really
[Isabella]
Really
[Madalena]
Really
[Isabella]
Really
[Madalena + Isabella]
Want you gone
This won't surprise you
But I despise you
You want to see, step to me, 'cause it's on
[Madalena]
I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler
And check out the bling
I'm your Kingdom's new ruler
[Gareth]
Boom!
[Madalena]
Got a j**eler to pimp out your crown
[Isabella]
This serf may be up but I'm taking you down
[Jester]
Oh, yeah!
[Isabella]
Enough pleasantry, you're Queen presently
But, hon, you're just one of the peasantry
Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk
[Madalena]
You'll just have to deal
[Isabella]
Oh, I'll deal with you, punk
I'm smarter, tougher, my biceps are buffer
Your clever, whatever
I'm clever enough-er
[Madalena]
Except as a kisser
I've heard you're the worst
[Isabella]
I still got the guy
[Madalena]
But I had him first
[Isabella]
That's not all you've had, now, is it?
The whole feudal system has paid you a visit
[Madalena]
Yet it's you who's now royally screwed
[Isabella]
You think so, ho?
[Madalena]
I know so, prude
Let's see
I've got the sharper weapons
[Isabella]
Yeah, right
[Madalena]
I've got the fiercer horde
[Isabella]
Right, but -
[Madalena]
I've got your booty pinned against the wall
[Isabella]
I've got the –
[Madalena]
You've got nothing
[Isabella]
I've got the – the hero sword!
That's right, the one king to unite them all
[Madalena]
You don't have the bearer of the one true –
[Isabella]
Oh, I most certainly do. Don't I, Jester?
[Jester]
Uh, yeah. Word up?
[Madalena]
I don't like you
[Isabella]
I really don't like you
[Madalena + Isabella]
You really, really, really, really cross the line
And soon your castle and your a**'ll be mine
I don't like you
[Isabella]
I will see you on the battlefield