[Andre]
*Starts whistling*
[King Richard]
*Starts snapping*
Let's go and pop a few giants
[Dwarf #1]
Kick some gargantuan bu*t
[Dwarf #2]
Hack out those huge knobby kneecaps
[King Richard + Dwarves]
And make them keep their big mouths shut!
Someone
Has got to cut them down to size!
Someone
[King Richard]
And we're the ones who will climb them
And slap their fat faces!
[Galavant]
Let's mess a whole bunch of dwarves up
[Giant #1]
Stomp on those wee little tots
[Giant #2]
Laugh at their wee little biceps
[Galavant + Giants]
And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats!
Someone
Should punch their beady little eyes
Someone
[Galavant]
When we're done squishing the runts
There won't be any traces!
[Roberta]
Listen, people!
There's no need to fight
Holy freakin' cow, you're the same damn height!
Dwarf or giant!
Both will die tonight
There must be a way I can make things right!
[Galavant + Giants]
It's time to finish the dwarves off!
[King Richard + Dwarves]
It's time to take down the giants!
[Roberta]
There's no need to fight!
[Galavant + Giants]
Rip out their teeth and their eardrums!
[King Richard + Dwarves]
Kidneys and tonsils and livers!
[Roberta]You're the same damn height!
[King Richard + Dwarves]
Gonna cream those giants!
[Galavant + Giants: Dwarves!]
We really, really hate those guys!
[Roberta]
You're just the same!
[King Richard + Dwarves]
Really hate those giants!
[Galavant + Giants]
Dwarves!
[Galavant + Giants + Richard + Dwarves]
Let's put 'em in their places!
[King Richard]
I'm gonna k** me a giant!
[Galavant]
Bring it! *Whistles*
You dwarf!