[Verse 1]
I'd like to propose a toast
Here's to the ladies who lunch
Everybody laugh
Lounging in their [?] and planning a brunch
On their own behalf
After the gym and to a fitting
Claiming they're fat
And looking grim
Cuz they've been sitting choosing a hat
Does anyone still wear a hat
[Verse 2]
I'll drink to that
So here's to the girls who stay smart
Aren't they a gas
Rushing to the cla**es and optical arts
Wishing it would pa**
Another long exhausting day
Another thousand dollars
A matinee
A pinter play
Perhaps a piece of mylars
I'll drink to that
And one for morrow
I mean why not
[Verse 3]
Here's to the girls who play wife
Aren't they too much
Keeping house but clutching a copy of life
Just to keep in touch
The ones who follow the rules
And meet themselves at the schools
Too busy to know that they're fools
Aren't they a gem
I'll drink to them
Let's all drink to that
[Verse 4]
So here's to the girls who just watch
Aren't they the best
When they get depressed
It's a bottle of scotch
Plus a little jazz
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant singer
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger
I'll drink to that
[Verse 5]
Here's to the girls on the go
Everybody tries
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know
Everybody dies
A toast to that invincible bunch
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch
Everybody rise
Rise rise rise
Rise rise rise
Rise rise rise
Rise
Thank you
Good night