[Verse 1]
You handsome decent guys just love to tell us
That self-respect and self-restraint are good
Well smarmy words like that may just repel us
Please give us food or leave it near our mat
You guys who think we ought to starve and still be nice
Well you yourselves keep eating and grow fat
It might be better to serve up some beans and rice
Raise model issues (maybe after that)
We see the banquet spread right there before us
We'll take our fill and then let you pull us
[Chorus]
So how do humans live
By eating humans by boiling, frying, roasting, toasting those when they can
This life is possible because us humans avoid the site of their own frying pans
You handsome decent guys you're this again
We humans only live by k**ing men
[Verse 2]
You guys just love to regulate our s** lives
A penis here is bad but here it's good
Well we think that hypocrisy just wrecks life
Please give us food or leave it near our hood
We know you think we ought to study carefully
The model lives of you who dine at jack
It might be better to serve up some beans and rice
Raise model issues (maybe) after that
We see the banquet spread right there before us
We'll take our fill and then let you pull us
[Chorus]
So how do humans live
By eating humans by boiling, frying, roasting, toasting those when they can
This life is possible because us humans avoid the site of their own frying pans
You handsome decent guys you're this again
We humans only live by k**ing men