(I thought I would give you another arithmetic lesson)
(In about four seconds the teacher will begin to speak...)
I love ya
I don't need ya
I just f** ya don't expect me to feed ya
f** that, they love the fat Shid draw
They stay down like sumos on children's see-saws
What you hate me for? Y'all made me this way
(My man's listening, Shid, ?)
See how that b**h played
And you ?
If you was really about your chips you'd know that b**hes is Frito-Lay
Hey homes, use your dome when she ask you for cash
Money and then hoes, n***a, master your math
Do I need to teach a cla** on how to handle your dough?
How to f** 'em, duck 'em, give nothing to scandalous hoes?
One thing you should know if you think about stackin'
Putting your b**hes before riches is considered subtraction
Haven't you heard about the principle
f** a b**h, get a grip, stack your chips
? are reciprocal, n***a
f** if she's into you, she's into your integers
Trying to hold numbers, don't trust her, n***a she's tripping you
You'd be a fool to commit to her, she marry your dough
Cause when she's splittin' it's division and she'll carry the one
Yo cash--give a n***a hope
Ass--leave a n***a broke
Stash--man there's nothing to it
Mash--I'll show you how to do it
Cash--give a n***a hope
Ass--leave a n***a broke
Stash--man there's nothing to it
Mash--I'll show you how to do it
(Take the money, take the ho, take the money, take the ho, take the money, take the ho)
(And get the f** out of there)
(It might sound difficult but it is really very easy. Open your book to page thirteen)
My mama always wanted me to be a mathematician
So now I tally up the numbers of the b**hes I'm dissin'
She didn't listen when I told her, look, I'm overly patient
When I bubble b**hes double, see, that's multiplication
See how I'm taking these equations into something astounding
All equations and relationships ? and counting
I've always been well-rounded just trying to bust a nut
But now the diameter of my pi got 'em screaming "circumference!"
What the f** up with these stank hoes, got 'em on their knees
Forty five degrees
Because Shid's an acute angle
Trying to get at my bankroll
sh**, the only time I confront her with numbers is when I give her this dick
Tell me quick, sh**, what's the biggest length times width?
I can stick it to your area without causing hysteria
Compared to us hoes just conniving, they'll keep you happy
Til you're stacking ?
Nappy-headed hussy, must be the paper that you're after
Even if I'm in the billions sh** should never be a factor
sh**, I have to pay to play? Somebody got your gas
?
(Take the money, take the ho, take the money)
(It might sound difficult, but it is really very easy)
(Cla** dismissed)