Sitting on my sofa waiting
For my chauffeur
Along came a copper
Told me it was over
PC Amanda pretty as a panda
Would you like some
Ice and lemon with your Fanta
It's nothing at all
We're having a ball
Didn't get warning before they
Kicked the door in
Stupid little stars burn up
In the morning
Got a can of cider
Had a chicken tikka
Then I won a trip for two
In sunny Costa Rica
It's nothing at all
We're having a ball
Sitting on my sofa
Waiting for my chauffeur
Along came a copper
Told me it was over
It's nothing at all
We're having a ball