[Verse 1 - Akrobatik]
One day when I was seventeen, I seen this hunny 'round my way
The way the hips and the a** looked, brightened my day
I said "God damn!", you know I had to step to it
Cold, lickin my lips on some pretty boy sh**
I said "excuse me baby doll, but I like your style
What you say that we connect and straight get buck wild?
I got that bomb sh** that make you want to stay in the house
Won't you (what?) slip me your math so I can turn that a** out"
She said "yo, I won't flaunt my a** like Adina Howard
Get f**ed in the shower and end up pregnant by some coward
I don't get down like that, I'm on some grown woman sh**
Staying mentally and physically fit, livin legit"
For my immature ears that sh** was too profound
I said "whatever hun, I catch you on the next go 'round"
She said "that mentality you carry 'round is sick
Only a dumb b**h will stay in the crib cause of a dick" (what?)
[Hook]
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
"Woman" - 13X
[Verse 2 - Akrobatik]
Yo, check it
A month or two later seen the girl in the train
She didn't recognize my a**, she had some sh** on her brain
But yet and still (yo), you know I had to step to it
Cold, lickin my lips on some pretty boy sh**
"What's that playin on your walkman love?? Come on rewind it
Some R&B bullsh** - what 'Criminal Minded'?
Honey dip you gots to be the girl on my dreams
Come on what's the deal hun, is you down with my team?"
I was hopin she was with it cause the hunny was hot
She said "what you got to offer, I ain't already got?"
I remembered that the s**ual approach didn't work
So I had to turn soft not to look like a jerk
Said "baby, let me take you from this trife a** ghetto
Be your man, hold your hand, frolickin through the meadow
I could satisfy your wants, fantasies and wishes
Buy you cars, buy you j**els, even handle your dishes"
She said "hold it right there, cause that ain't my plan
Every n***a want to take you to a fantasy land
So keep walkin, that sh** you talkin, n***a end it
A brother that's with me gots to live codependent"
[Hook]
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
[Verse 3 - Akrobatik]
By the age of 21 yo, I had my sh** together
Seen hunny in the winter in the park rockin leather
Yo f** this, you know I got to step to her
No more lickin my lips, I'm more down to Earth
I said "excuse me lady, can I get a bit of your time?
I got some sh** to tell you that I know will ease your mind
And the sh** that's on my mind is not materialistic
My outlook on life is much more realistic
She said "I'm impressed with the change, yo I am
Should of had your sh** together early on in the jam
She landed a peck on my grill and said she had a man that's chill
And life was more than lookin good in Tommy Hil
One real woman that I could not pull
Drivin off in a Beemer pumpin "Paid In Full"
If you fittin this description and you ain't no ho
Then you's a real woman love and you runnin the show, come on
[Hook]
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
"Woman" - 10X
"Hold up your hands if you do understand"
"Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X