If it's true
Oh, what they say
"that good things come to those who wait"
But who do you exactly explain
All those poor, dumb ba*tards in LA
They came for stardom
They came for fame
Now they got holes inside their brains
From freebasing c**aine
All those poor dumb, ba*tards in LA
They're ghosts and robots
Come place to ???
And all the girls have implants
And they're all blonde
There are no sunsets,there are no dawns
In that sad, sad place they call LA
Take it away, Nick. Do a whistle solo
[whistles]
They came for stardom
They came for fame
And they've got holes in their brains
From freebasing c**aine
Those poor, dumb ba*tards in LA
Those poor, dumb ba*tards in LA
In that sad, s**y, sh**hole they call LA
[whistles]