they're all still on their honeymoon Just read the dialogue balloon Everyone loves you-- Why should they not? And i'm the only one who knows That disneyland's about to close I don't suppose you'd give it a shot Knowing all that you've got Are cigarettes and red vines Just close your eyes, 'cause, baby-- You never do know And i'll be on the sidelines, With my hands tied, Watching the show Well, it's always fun and games until It's clear you haven't got the sk** In keeping the gag from going too far So you're running 'round the parking lot
'til every lightning bug is caught Punching some pinholes In the lid of a jar While we wait in the car With cigarettes and red vines Just close your eyes, 'cause, baby-- You never do know And i'll be on the sidelines, With my hands tied, Watching the show And tell me, would it k** you Would it really spoil everything If you didn't blame yourself Do you know what i mean? Cigarettes and red vines Just close your eyes, 'cause, Baby-- You never do know And i'll be on the sidelines, With my hands tied, Watching the show Watching the show