[Intro - Ahlsocrazi]
Mmm
Hmm
Mmm
Mmm
[Lead Up]
Yo
Yo
Yo
This is sounding kind of Chinese
I can't recreate this
I can't recreate this
[Verse #1 - Breaking Down The Great Wall - Ahlsocrazi]
Oh hello
My name is Chinese
I am gonna please everyone on my knees
I am sort of a s*ut, yes I am
And I think I just might blow my friend Sam
Oh my God, I can't believe I said that
I think I'm going on a date tomorrow, yes'ah
I am gonna go hiking and have fun
Wait no, that's not true
We're going to a vegan done'er
Um, no it's breakfast and it's quite alright with me
Let's see
Um, I don't know what I'm doing, but that's okay
Because I'm just gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on spewing
[Verse #1.5 - Ching Chong Fortune Cookie Time - Ahlsocrazi]
I am not a Chinese guy
I'm not a Chinese lady
And I'm not a Chinese fry
In a vat of sorceresses
That is missus, this is disses
I don't know what I'm gonna say
I don't know what I'm gonna do
But this is me bringing just another freestyle to you
And you know what?
I think I just might be a little weird
But I think I'm f**ing inside another napkin dear (Oooh)
I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh)
I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh)
I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (x 3)
[Verse #2 - King County Correctional Savant - Ahlsocrazi]
Alright bring that music back
Balls out, Momma bailed on me that
Is the truth
What happened when I was in King County Correctional Facility
No wait, that's not it
She just didn't have the money to bail me out and that is really the sh**
Because I hated sitting in that motherf**ing place
Playing chess with myself all over the place
I had to be a savant to keep myself entertained
And that's kinda what I'm doing right now, it's motherf**ing insane
Ha, I am just what I'm gonna be
And that's a little weird, can you follow follow me?
(Indistinguishable noise from mystic creature)
[Verse #3 - The Metamorphosis - Ahlsocrazi]
Whoa, what was that?
(Laugh)
What was that?
Uh, yo
This is so f**ing bizarre
I don't even know why I would listen to this
Why would anyone listen to this sh**?
Why would anyone listen to this sh**?
I don't know, but I think I just might be in Love with it
Because I am a Man on his journey to become
Everything that I ever wanted to, and I'm gonna run
I'm gonna dance and I'm gonna sing and I'm gonna play
And I'm coming out of the Hive like a motherf**ing drone today
And I'm gonna walk around because I don't have wings
But if I drink a Red Bull then I just might
Uh, wait a minute, that is wrong
I don't know what I'm doing, but this song is really wrong
And I hate this sh** (What the f**! What the f**! Why is it so...?)
What the f**!
What the f**!
What (x4)
I don't know how this thing works, because I'm not reading directions
I'm not reading directions
That was the sh**tiest song I've ever f**ing done in my life, but I'm still gonna post it