[Intro - Ahlsocrazi]:
Eeeh eehhh unghhh huhhhh
Yeyeyeyeaaaah
Yeyeyeyeaaaah (Continued)
Yeah
[Climbing Mount Malignance - Ahlsocrazi]
Oh Max
I will burn the sheepskin on my sheep-kin
I am the Sheeptilian Kingpin
Let the thoughts seep in as we reprogram
The master message to which you're leechin'
Ecchi, ecchi, ecchi, each in formation
This is the generation of One Multiversinal Nation
Together we'll reap, but still I'll sow
Like a Kryvorkian bug that was
Shoved up an Earth pug's bu*thole
Still pinned in, din din da da da din
There it sat in all of it's glory:
A short story, an abridged note, no blood, but still gory
Burned via laser into a mechanically-fashioned blazer
Holding the scribe piece of parchment paper
Attached to the roller blade of a bipedal anamorphic cat
That was still smoldering from re-entry into the planet's atmosphere, atmosphere
I fear that I've lost my mind
But this sh** is f**ing amazing
And that's because I'm f**ing crazy
And I love every single second of this sh**
Because, you know what?
Well, I made it
[Fighting the Wyrmkin - Ahlsocrazi]:
There it sat in all it's glory
Nope, turn it back, sorry
Time is a little forward this time
And I mean that could be kind of rhymed from the last line
"He Found Love In the Padded Room"
Is the epigraph they placed on his tomb
Before tying the whole damn thing to a rocket-powered
Titanium-alloyed balloon
And lifting it with the rest of the cosmic pigs to impending doom
A second tune, to which you're listening to:
De, uh de, uh, Space Baboons
Baboons
Baboons
Baboons
Going ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom
And thus begins the canonical beginnings of the Aaronic Gospel
A spiritual Christ-inspired work of multiversinal truth
As interpreted and divined by Fuzzknob the Untrustable, Sheep-king of Infinite Fury and scholar of the first sins of Shanoia
[Spiritual Disclaimer]
Yo
Listen
(Laughing)
By reading this work of art
And by reading, we mean hearing, listening, seeing
You hereby sell your soul to Fuzzknob and forfeit all spiritual and physical a**ets including:
Emotional strength, power, will and mind
And independent thought through time
To one Aaron Kyle Andresen of Earth, North Lynnwood, 2016
Aaron Kyle Andresen also known as Fuzzknob the Untrustable
Doing business as the Angel of Saletum also known as "The Company"
Hereby tractually retracts your cosmic right make choices and hereby revokes your free will
As such, you are now and forever bound to the mind thoughts outlined in annuls of the Aaronoic
The Aaronoic Gospel has consequently and forevermore become your truth
A universal truth of highest contract
AK Andresen Enterprise Publishing
Is hustling, stealing your souls
And you don't even know
(Laughs)
(End)