[Chorus: Sans and Papyrus]
Everything is depressing
Everything is sad when you're all alone
Everything is depressing
When you're living out a nightmare
[Bridge: SansTheDestroyer and Sans]
Everything is bad when we aren't together
Alone by ourselves you and I are gonna lose forever
Let's die together
We're different, I'm not like you, you're not like me
We are working in discord
[Chorus: Agent009 and SIKEIN]
Everything is depressing
Everything is sad when you're all alone
Everything is depressing
When you're living out a nightmare
[Verse 1: Papyrus]
Woooo 3, 2, 1, go
Have you heard the news? Everyone's talkin'
Life is bad ‘cause everything's depressing
Lost my job, there's no more opportunity's
More free time for my depressing community
I feel more depressing than an depressing possum
Dip my body in chocolate frostin'
Three years later wash off the frostin'
Smellin' like a turd, everything is depressing
Stepped in mud, got depressing brown shoes
It's depressing to win and it's depressing to lose
[Bridge: Tegan and Sara]
Everything is worse when we aren't together
Alone by ourselves you and I are gonna lose forever
Let's die forever
We're different, I'm not like you, you're not like me
We are working in discord
[Chorus: PapyrusTheDestroyer and SansTheDestroyer]
Everything is depressing
Everything is sad when you're all alone
Everything is depressing
When you're living out a nightmare
[Verse 2: Papyrus]
Black skies, sharpened knives
We just named two depressing things
d**h, cancer
You know what's depressing? Everything
Dogs with fleas, allergies
A book of suicide
torn old pants, a very torn vest
depressing items are the worst
Trees, frogs, clogs, they're depressing
Rocks, clocks, and socks, they're depressing
Figs, and jigs, and twigs, that's depressing
Everything you see or think or say is depressing
[Chorus: Papyrus and Sans]
Everything is depressing
Everything is sad when you're all alone
Everything is depressing
When you're living out a nightmare