They gave him his lisence that was a mistake,
because last night he almost k**ed his date.
Don't know how he pa**ed his test,
when he's looking east and driving west
I don't know how he's still alive,
and I don't know where he learned to drive.
Swerving around when the cop dove by,
and somehow he pa**ed his drunk test, high.
Can't you keep it on your side,
of the double yellow line.
Catch a bus or ride a bike,
call a cab or take a hike.
Is it a lack of concentration?
Or just a lack of hand eye cordination?
I don't know how he can't see,
that stop sighn in front of me.
62 in a 35,
left on red, how does he arrive?
he'll lose his lisence just like dave,
he can't keep his car where it is paved