You didn't sleep with Hewhocannotbenamed
And you didn't come from LA
Didn't get drunk with Wendy O and Cheetah Chrome
Weren't around in 1978
But you should act with total expertise
You should deceive without the hint of a doubt
You wanna, you gotta
You wanna, you gotta
Want to belong?
You gotta do it right
The only way to be respected around
The trick to always get invited along
Is to create a past that is authentic and punk
Who cares? no one will ever know
Make up your life to fit your rock'n'roll dreams
For this scene you're just a façade
You wanna, you gotta
You wanna, you gotta
Want to belong?
You gotta do it right