Roll out of bed, it's a brand new day
I wave at the kids from my Chevrolet
Pull into work, got a smile on
The kinda day where nothing could go wrong
But then I take a look at my twitterstream
"The best Simpsons was Season 3?"
Someone on the Internet is wrong
Someone on the Internet has their head stuck where it don't belong
I'm gonna roll up my sleeves and type
I'm gonna set these motherf**ers right
Someone on the Internet is wrong
Cool off with an iced latte
It's hard work making all these trolls pay
But just when I had my head screwed back on
I hear Bulbasaur is the best Pokemon
I mean, he's not even level seventeen
This 11 year old has to be sh**ting me
Someone on the Internet is wrong
Someone on the Internet had their head stuck where it don't belong
The argument that I'll present
His parents are clearly negligent
Someone on the Internet is wrong
Everyone on the Internet
Every last motherf**er on the Internet is wrong
Someone on the Internet has their head stuck where it don't belong
If you think I'm being immature
Well at least my name isn't Dave McClure
Someone on the Internet is wrong