[Intro]
Hi, how're you doin'?
Just a ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee thanks
Cheers... I love you
[Hook]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the cafe
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
[Verse 1]
You're probably thinking why would I even bother eating there
On a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer
I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber
And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter
Its the waitress I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
Lady thats basically just a
Stranger with an apron down her, brother
I don't need to ask her name and number
[Pre-Hook 1]
'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waitin' on her just to wait on me
[Hook]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the cafe
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
[Verse 2]
She says hi to me, bye to me, that'll be 5.95 to me
I don't really mind, that's alright with me
I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak
For like a week, she knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
And write a poem with my headphones
Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
A long black, but the beans are always burnt
And if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt
I wonder if she's my ideal girl
And what would happen if we dated in the real world
Nah, I don't think it would work
I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that
Besides
[Pre-Hook 2]
This relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waitin' on her just to wait on me
[Hook]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the cafe
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
[Bridge]
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspaper's are weeks old
But I don't mind, no it's fine cause she's all
That I'm there for
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspaper's are weeks old
But I don't mind, no it's fine cause she's all
That I'm there for
[Hook]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the cafe
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice