Man #1: Can I ask you something?
Man #2: Sure.
Man #1: Why do you wear that?
Man #2: You think it's weird?
Man #1: Kinda.
Man #2: Well, normal faces are weird too, you know? The way they're smooth, smooth, smooth, and then BLEH, all bumpy and holes. I mean what are eyes like? Like a science fiction movie. Don't get me started on lips. Like the edges of a very serious wound.