When you get a number one
The only way is down
And if you have a sticky patch
They start looking, start looking around
Listen close to what men say
Take what you want, what you want
What you want, what you want
And throw the rest away
In the night when things go bump
Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)
Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)
Think of me, think of me
Here comes the grump
Doctors said "Adam, s** k**s"
So come inside, come inside
Come inside, come inside
Come inside and die
When you get a number one
The only way is down
And if you have a sticky patch
They start looking, start looking around
In the night when things go bump
Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)
Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)
Think of me, think of me
Here comes the grump