[JOSH]
I banged you here
[GREG]
I nailed you there
[JOSH]
And on this couch
[GREG]
And on this chair
[JOSH]
In the doorway...
[GREG]
The hallway...
[JOSH]
On every stair
[BOTH]
We tapped that a** all over this house
[GREG]
Sometimes him, sometimes me
[JOSH]
Though never simultaneously
[GREG]
But one of us was hittin' it, usually
[BOTH]
We tapped that a** all over this house
You'll never escape us
'Cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes that you screwed
[GREG]
Here...
[JOSH]
And here...
[GREG]
And there...
[JOSH]
And here...
[BOTH]
And even occasionally in your bed
[JOSH]
That bed is really uncomfortable.
[GREG]
Right? It's like a prison cot.
[JOSH]
On the stove...
[GREG]
Over the sink...
[JOSH]
And sort of in the fridge one time I think
[GREG]
And then we hit the back patio
[JOSH]
That's where we hit your back pati-
[BOTH]
OHHHHH!
We tapped that a** all over this house!
How many times did we tap that behind
[GREG]
Well, let's estimate
[JOSH]
On an average day, I would have to say
Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8!
[GREG]
What? Too cheeky?
[JOSH]
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left...
[GREG]
Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right...
[JOSH]
Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left...
[GREG]
Right there, right there
[JOSH]
Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!
[GREG]
Barkeep, what's on tap?
[REBECCA]
It's me. And my a**.
[GREG]
Ooh, sounds refreshing!
[JOSH]
On the table you were willing and able
[GREG]
On the ottoman you took a lotta man
[JOSH]
And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit
[XANDER]
I also tapped that a** all over this house!
[JOSH]
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!
[GREG]
But where should we finish?
[REBECCA]
Please not on my chest...
No, you'll scratch it!
[JOSH]
On the accent wall
[GREG]
On the bathroom floor
[JOSH]
You didn't care where
[GREG]
You just wanted more
[BOTH]
How much more tappin' could one a** endure
We tapped that a** (tapped that a**)
We tapped that a** (tapped that a**)
We tapped that a** all over this house!