[Greg]
I love you, yes
And I'll confess
The thought of staying is so enticing
[Rebecca, spoken]
Then stay
[Greg]
And when you speak, my knees get weak
I can't believe what I'm sacrificing
But let's get real, we know the deal
So darling let's not tip-toe
This thing we had was not just bad, it was a sh** show
[Rebecca, spoken]
Wait, come on, it wasn't exactly -
[Greg, spoken]
Shh, let me finish
[Greg]
We can't undo, can't make amends
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
We can't unscrew each other friends
We're Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
There's ‘hard to get', then there's neglect
To say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow
Not to be cra**, but this s**ed a**
This was a sh** show
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
We have chemistry, of course, but that's a formula for divorce
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together
[Rebecca, spoken]
Greg…
[Greg]
Oh, what the hell, let's get a hotel
Cause life is short and we're not getting any younger
But after s**, what happens next?
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
And when you say that I should stay
That's exactly when I should split
Though I won't forget, I won't regret
This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing