[REBECCA, spoken]
You have now entered the world
Of the Best Friend Squad
And when you have friends
That are this best
You feel unstoppable
So prepare to surrender
To the power of friendship
'cause we're going
To take over the world
Like, actually, we are
Actually going to
Take over the world
Well just, just look over there
[REBECCA]
When my friends and I
Stick together there's
Nothing we can't do
And when I say that
I specifically mean
We're gonna to stage a coup
[HEATHER]
With the power of our
Gossip giggles we'll storm
The Pentagon!
[VALENCIA]
Then celebrate with
Bottomless mimosas
On the White House lawn
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
We're going to braid
Each other's hair, then cut
Each other's braids
Connect the braids
To build a rope
To hang all of Congress!
Squad goals!
[VALENCIA]
Stay together forever!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Squad goals!
[HEATHER]
Take control of the banks!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Squad goals!
[REBECCA]
Don't let a man come between us
If he does shoot him in the head!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
Friendtopia!
A dystopia around our friendship!
Friendtopia!
Our manifesto is fun!
Zig-a-zow!
[REBECCA]
Now that we have total control
Get ready for what's in store!
Our reign will be like
"Sweet Valley High" meets "1984"!
[VALENCIA]
When one of us gets dumped
That becomes Memorial Day
All agriculture will be diverted
Into making us Rosé
[HEATHER]
There's a really exclusive sushi place
That never let's us in
So when we don't get in we say:
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Let's just go home and drink Rosé!
Roll call!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Rebecca!
[REBECCA]
The brainy one!
Head of censorship and mind control!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Heather!
[HEATHER]
The cool one!
I put d** in the water supply!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Valencia!
[VALENCIA]
The s**y one!
Czar of torture!
[REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
Friendtopia!
We nostalgically watch
"Hocus Pocus"!
Friendtopia!
Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"!
Friendtopia!
All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"!
Friendtopia!
Or they will be k**ed!
Zig-a-zow!