Performed by adam sandler
- "polychronopolous"
I'm a big f**in' dick
I'm a pain in your a**
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name's steve motherf**ing polychronopolous
I spit when i talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw sh** at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra yankee ticket
And then i don't show
I tell you i saw your girlfriend
f**ing two guys at a party
'cause my name's steve motherf**ing polychronopolous
I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
p**y
sh** for brains
Douchebag
I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then i'll grab your sister's a**
'cause my name's steve motherf**ing polychronopolous
And i don't care
And i don't give a sh**
I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're f**ing wrong
Everybody knows i'm steve motherf**ing polychronopolous
Deal with it