Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so i wrote a song for all those nice little j**ish
Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...
Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are j**ish, just like you and me:
David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.
Paul newmans half j**ish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' j**! [esus]
You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both j**ish!
[esus]
Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.
O.j. simpson-- not a j**!
But guess who is...hall of famer
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter j**ish--not too shabby!
Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]
So many j**s are in show biz--
Tom cruise isn
Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope i get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah