Ow! baby, you're so overweight Baby, you're no-one Baby, you're an obese date Looking for someone Cream bun, fat fun, yeah! Fat fun! Well, you look like a punky walrus* Laying on the beach Now you're too fat to clean yourself You're just my porky peach! Cream bun, fat fun yeah! Fat fun!
Well one day girl I'm gonna straighten you out I'm gonna stop your meals Maybe I'll sew up your mouth Until your stomach squeals Cream bun fat fun, yeah! Fat fun! (That was good!) * in earlier demo and live versions it was "f**ing walrus" © BMG Music Publishing Limited