{Uh thank you ladies and gentlemen, this next song is a blast
And I gotta say we are having a ball up here tonight
And when you're ready and...}
Shabba doo, shabba dee
Shabba dee, shabba doo
[Verse 1: Ad-Rock]
Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book?
Look, give it back, you're wicky-wack
With your ticky-tack calls… Didn't touch you at all
I didn't touch your hand — man, you know it's all ball
[Verse 2: MCA]
You sold a few records but don't get slick
Cause you used a corked bat to get those hits
You've been in the game, your career is long
But when you break it down you've only got 2 songs
[Verse 3: Mike D]
MC's are like clay pigeons when I'm shootin' skeet
I just yell pull and Mike drops the beat
You people call yourselves MC's but you're garbage men
Takin' out the trash when you pull out the pen
[Hook-Line:]
And if you don't like it, then hey f** you!
[Verse 4: Ad-Rock]
I read about you up on page 6
They was trashin' your a** it's sad you're getting dissed
Now talk about your face now don't get pissed
But I suggest you see a dermatologist
[Verse 5: MCA]
I keep that hot sauce hot - not mild and weak
It's gonna burn your mouth until you wet your beak
I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex
Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks
[Verse 6: Mike D]
Your rhymes are fake like a Can*l Street watch
You're hearing me and you're like, "Oh my god its Sasquatch!"
I'm walkin' on water while you're stepping in sh**
So put your sewer boots on before your a** gets lit
[Hook-Line:]
And if you don't like it, then hey f** you!
[Sample:]
So put a quarter in your a** cause you played yourself
So put a quarter in your a** cause you played yourself
So put a quarter in your a** cause you played yourself
So put a quarter in your a** cause you played yourself
[Hook:]
And if you don't like it, then hey f** you!
[Verse 7: Ad-Rock]
s**er MC's, it's me they're resenting
In the animal kingdom, they call it presenting
With the dipsy-doodle, the kit and caboodle
[Verse 8: MCA]
The truth is brutal, your grandma's kugel
Kings County is my stomping ground
The Albee Square Mall, Brooklyn, Downtown
So don't ask me to wine and dine ya
I'm from Brooklyn, you're from Regina
[Verse 9: Mike D]
You're like Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam
You're just yellin' and wildin' wondering who I am
With those lies you're telling you're like Toucan Sam
But my style's impregnable like the Hoover Dam
[Hook-Line:]
And if you don't like it, then hey, f** you!
And if you don't like it, then hey, f** you!
[Sample:]
W-how, what a loser!