Have your minions reached a verdict
Will your ghost and mine be friends
Will you tell me what it means
So I can justify the ends
I am the last to know
I am the last to know
I am the last to know
I am the last to know
If I hide I might not be found
I should run but my feet are bound
'Cause I'd rather hold hands with you than sleep with anyone
Could I suffer your defeats
Can I savor your success
Can I have another month please
To be there when you dress
I should just turn and go
I should just turn and go
I should just turn and go
I should just turn and go
Am I shameless or am I blind
Are you dangerous or are you kind
Either way, I'd rather hold hands with you than sleep with anyone
(Than do anything, with anyone)
Were you running off with me
Were you funning with my head
Were you rooting for us, sweetie
Were you rooting for the dead
Was it all just for show
Was it all just for show
Was it all just for show
Was it all just for show
I didn't need a martini bouquet
You could've asked me about my day
Still, I'd rather hold hands with you than sleep with anyone
I'd rather hold hands with you than sleep with anyone
I'd rather hold hands with you than sleep with anyone