I had this friend, see? We never slept together
She had ideas big about what she would be
Me? I had decrepid opinions on the philosophy
She chose to invest
I am a dark advice descending and demanding she remove
The stupidest of notions that she will get what she deserves
Once you're in the cage, you'll notice that the key
Is just a bad reflection of everything you see
Speaking of that priviledge, better languish in the light
'Cuz you'll never see the sun again
You'll never see the sun again
She said she'd call the band Aueener
Through all the sparkles in her hair
I said it sounded like Weezer
I think she said that "she don't f**ing care"
I got a little dramatic, it happens to me
You go and enter the battle, enjoy all the treats
Tu magusta the music, the concept, the promise
But you're over, you're over, you skipped the B-side
And when your turning drives them mad?
Don't come running back to me
I guess she called the band Queener
They're kind of cool on TV
They got this skinny-a** guitarist
Who won't play anything in "D"
She said she'd call the band Queener
Through all the sparkles in her hair
I said it sounded like Weezer
I think she said that "she don't f**ing care"