[Verse 1:]
Praise the lord, I was born to travel
Feeling like Slash in front of the chapel
I'm leaned back with the Les Paul
sh** I smoke is like cholesterol
Spilled dressin' on the vest at the festival
The best of all, had a midget Puerto Rican at my beckon call
Best believe that there was neck involved
f**ed around and almost wrecked the Saab
Uh, we took acid for ten days straight up in the mountains
Started running with the stallions
Playing frisbee in the West Indies
Did the tango with my kidneys
Eyes open, now I know just who my kids need
Rockin' very loose pants, yeah
Rockin' very loose pants, yeah
Bury a million in the sand, by the clock tower
Before I die, take a hot shower
[Hook: x4]
Ride the Harley into the sunset
[Verse 2:]
By chance I seen her in the lobby of the Ritz
With her man, the one that swings a hockey stick
I was wearing all white, and my hair was looking precious
sh**, I might cop a chest and a dresser
A little machine to make espresso
I heard your b**h still wears Ecko
Packed trucks behind the blocks at DeCicco
Live from the Expo, X-Men
I wear the wolf in the winter
Steer the coupe from the center
Who gives a f**, I'm a sinner
I had dreams of f**in' Keri Hilson in my Duncans
Woke up naked at the Hilton with a b**h that look like Seal's cousin
Bite the eel by the dozen
(Got to take it for the team)
Bite the eel by the dozen
[Verse 3:]
Pump the ba** in the trunk
sh** rattled like a baby hand
Except this toy cost 80 grand
And I'm crazy tan, from all the places that I've been
Just from writing words with a pen
Tell the pilot "land the plane"
On Roosevelt and Main
Put a jacuzzi on the seven train
And lay John Coltrane play with that c**aine face
I know your crabs from that Old Bay taste
The bra** band was seven pieces
My b**h's name is Peaches
We got twin Mac elevens with the features
sh** you barely got sneaker money
So much dick in their mouths, that's why these motherf**ers speaking funny
You need to speak clearer Dick, cause I can't hear ya
(I can't hear ya)
You need to speak clearer Dick, cause I can't hear ya
[Verse 4:]
The Magic Johnson of the game
These lames don't want to play with me
Smile on your face, but I really know you hatin' me
I know you mad, cause I'm sick, and it's plain to see, it's me
[Hook x6]
[Outro: Guitar]