(Let's get it on, baby)
(You got nothing to worry about when you're with me)
They kidnapped the princess
Ruined our picnic
They kidnapped the princess
Ruined my day
They kidnapped the princess
They wrecked my picnic
They kidnapped the princess
They have to pay
I am the knight who lives in your nightmares
Cross me and I'll cross out your eyes
They ruined our picnic in the cemetery
Asutaroto get ready to die
Motherf**er
Running through the f**ing graveyard, got this sword in my hand
Zombie k**ing, blood spilling, I'm the f**ing man
Asutaroto took the princess while the getting was good
And now my metal armor's rubbing up against my wood
The name is Arthur, I'm the knight that keeps these b**hes in check
I'm full of ammunition so I gets respect
Jump on the log, take a ride down the river
These punk-a** b**hes straight prevented my dinner, come on
I need a snack, b**h, get the f** back
Throw my sword and make your motherf**ing face go splat
Hit me, I'll explode and my armor will be gone
Man, it's cold outside on the f**ing lawn
But I keep on going
Sword, I'm still throwing
Reach in the trunk and put on my clothing
Sit back and f**ing smoke a cigar
While my man shows you noobs how to play the guitar, b**h
Running through the cemetery with a sword in my hand
Plant k**ing, blood spilling, I'm the f**ing man
Asutaroto took the princess, I hate you all
Cause now I'm running through the woods with these f**ing blue balls, b**h
The name is Arthur, I'm the knight that keeps these b**hes in check
I'm full of ammunition so I gets respect
Jump on the log, take a ride down the river
These punk-a** b**hes straight prevented my dinner, come on
Exiting the stage, I got a smile on my face
Put Asutaroto in his f**ing place
That's kinda cool, because we needed our space
That dumb b**h is probably better off anyway (I'm a knight!)
But I keep on going
Throwing my sword and
Reach in the trunk and put on my clothing
Sit back, f**ing smoke a cigar
While my man shows you noobs how to play the guitar, b**h
(Unh!)
(Come on!)
Going through the cave
Prin Prin, I'm on my way
Gotta dodge these bats, maintain my hat
And throw a f**ing sword at their face
Grab that bag of money off the ground, watch my scores increase
Run though the level, make the monsters deceased
Don't worry 'bout nothing, cause they're all dead meat
You can disrobe me, b**h, but you'll never defeat me, cause
I've got the heart of a warrior in me
I've got the key
And I'm entering the door now
Walking through the halls
Pick up my fiery balls
Dodge the bats, maintain my hat
And make corpses out of you all
Grab the key, hit the door
See you later for sure
I got a few more stages in this place to explore
Come on
I've got the heart of a warrior in me
I've got the key
And I'm entering the door now
I've got the soul of a warrior in me
I've reached the goal
And I'm entering the door now
Going through the castle, k**ing heads on the floor
Climbing ladders, k**ing monsters, so much land to explore
Fight the Dragon again and throw my fiery balls
Use the cross as a weapon, splatter blood on the walls
Hit the ghost in the face, take the Big Man down
Turbo shoot the motherf**er, bring him down to the ground
Take the floating block across and make my way to the top
k** the Vampire and make his old a** drop
Cause I'm Arthur, motherf**er, better remember the name
My house, my rules, my f**ing game
Hit the vampire in the face with my cross
Make my way to the f**ing boss
Dodge underneath, I'm gonna get my key
Now there's another Vampire, gonna do the same thing
Oh sh**, he hit me, now my armor is gone
But there ain't no way you're gonna prove me wrong
As I cave in your face, I grab the key
I'm on my way, Asutaroto, leave the k**ing to me
Cause I'm Arthur, motherf**er, better remember the name
My house, my rules, my f**ing game
Prin Prin, take a step back
Two mouths, too fat, he's gotta a sh**ty attack
Motherf**er, you been smoking crack?
I'll throw my cross at your tummy make your eye go black, come on
Astaroth, watch your motherf**ing face go boom
And I got one for your other face too, b**h, f** you
Save Prin Prin and f**ing walk out the door
Stupid-a** motherf**er, I ain't taking no more
We'll start over where it ended before
My co*k, your mouth, armor on the floor
Hope you enjoyed, friends, I'll talk to you soon
Now if you don't mind, I got f**ing to do
See ya!