(In the year 20XX, the first annual Robot Tournament was held with eight of the world's most powerful robots.)
(But Mr. X, the sponsor of the tournament, took control and began to take over the world.)
Welcome to the show, grab your controller, let's go
And blast our way through this stage, and fighting robot foes
You can't f** with the man dressed in blue and cyan
Because I, I got my charge shot, power slide
And with a smirk on my face, making these robots die and
I'm the man with the most, aw, nah, you're toast
Charge and shoot my Buster, leaving a hole in your throat, come on!
Crush to pieces, grab piles of crap
Built to help, reprogrammed to enslave the map
And wreak havoc on the world that's fond of boys and girls
Because I, I had to come back and save the day
My main man Dr. Light f**ing designed me that way
So I'mma put on my suit, charge my cannon and shoot
On a brand new adventure, I'm prepared for you, come on!
Beat! (Beat!)
Down! (Down!)
Put Mr. X in the f**ing ground
Upgraded, they can't stop me now
Come with me and I'mma show you how
I got the beat and I'm coming in (I'm coming in!)
Straight off the streets that I'm living in (I'm living in!)
Hey, man, there's no defense against
Check out the record, "do the math" as my dad says!
(I will be here)
(Because I'm built to serve and protect)
(If tragedy comes into play)
(I will stop at nothing until children get to sleep safely again)
(Come on Rush, let's go)