I Might Seem Strange, How I Act And How I Talk.
I Don't How To Socialise.
A Neat Surprise, The Way She Moved.
She Broke My Heart In Two.
I Really Don't Know Why I Had To Make That Donkey Mine.
She Looked Like She Could Need A Drink.
She Drank A Six-Pack; Plastic, Cans And All.
I Thank The Skies, I Found Her.
She'll Beat Up The Guys Who Used To Hara** Me.
This Woman Of Mine, She's Problably The Brightest Star Of All.
Once I'm In Her Arms, She Knows Just What To Do.
I Feel Her Biceps Close To Me, And One Thing Is For Sure.
Those Things Ain't Small!
Well, We're A Bit Odd So What!
We Differ Quite In Height,
I'm Only Five Foot Four.
And She's Almost Ten.
Almost Ten!
Don't Wanna Lose My Girl,
This Shot-Putter Of Mine.
She Will Protect Me And She's
A Real Gourmet Cook Too.
Feed Me More!
Oh, My Svetlana.
Maybe Cupid Is Blind.