Motha F**ka
Get away from here while you still have the chance. Go, run, ahhhhh
BLAAAAM! Up in the club
Eastside, hoo ride, true juggalo scrub
They know me up in valet parking
They know me don't be parking there cause they charging
Where the f**k these b**hes at?
I be the ABK with the gitchy sack
I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke, F**K THAT!
Snake skin hatchet gear with the alphabet hat, beyotch
I'm ready bring all these hoes
Sick of hood rats at party stos
Everybody knows, I'm heading down town
At the shelter, St. Andrews, underground
I want a gothic b**h I don't know, all leather
To come and f**k this thug when I'm on the teather
I'm like Cinderella cause I'm on the clock
So I'm asking for the p**y right up on the spot
I'm like..
"What up you little freaky gothic b**h? You ever f**ked a juggalo k**a before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"sh*t! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scared"
Haunted schmaunted
b**h, you know I like the wicked sh** you ain't got to flaunt it
Let's head to your crib, you can jibber-jab
We'll head upstairs and I'll give it a stab
She took her panties off and the door shut behind me
Oh yeah, her neden's haunted, don't remind me
Her panties were scary though I will admit
With the tag reading woolworth's 1986
I almost needed a crowbar, a hammer, and a pile driver
Just to get my f**king nub up inside her
She had bush for acres, unexplored terrain
By the time I finished cutting it it growed again
Bend her legs back and used a wood chipper
Shaved the first half down and quickly flipped her
Ok, now spread your legs, ahhhhhhh vimpire bat
bring it, rats, b**h you got a haunted a**
(Chorus)
Your neden's haunted, you got parasites and poltergeists
Your neden's haunted, with that demon neden you ain't right
Your neden's haunted, you been f**king frankenstein and them
Your neden's haunted, please go get that sh** an exorcism
Bats flying out of her puss, so what?
My dead homie Blaze be doing that with his bu*t
I'm still f**king her (You got a jimmy?)
Do I got one?
I'm rocking a lumpy indian witch doctor condom
I can hop a landmine wearing that sh**
It might blow my a** up but wouldn't scratch my dick
sh** I challenge your ghost, I got ghosts of my own
So b**h open a portal, walk and bring that sh** home
F**king this b**h was like f**king Anna Nicole Smith
Just a fat dumba** silly f**king dumb b**h
Nothing more, nothing less
I pulled the snappy off and I aimed for her chest
The only ghost she had right about then
Was the mysterious white orbs I left on her chin
That night I'm sleeping giving the dick rest
When it f**king came alive, my sh** was possessed
Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we, want your nuts
Please don't, please f**k dirty bu*ts (Repeat)
(Chorus)
Your neden's haunted, you got parasites and poltergeists
Your neden's haunted, with that demon neden you ain't right
Your neden's haunted, you been f**king frankenstein and them
Your neden's haunted, please go get that sh** an exorcism