People've been laughing since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxy The Geek"
No more "Goof Of The Week" like before
No more algebra tests 'till September
No more looking at losers like him
No more having to cheat
No more mystery meat
No more gym
No more gym
No more gym
No more gym
Gonna move to the mall
Gonna live in the pool
Gonna talk to Roxanne
And not feel like a fool
'Cuz after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
After today she'll be mine
After today my brains will be snoozin'
If I don't faint I'll be fine
I've got forty more minutes of home economics
Then down with the text books
And up with the comics
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Finding the right thing to say
But things will be going my way
After today
She looked right through me
And who could blame her
I need a new me
Just some positive proof
That I'm not just a goof
And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
No more pep rallies to cut, blech
After today my brains will be snoozin'
I'm gonna sit on my bu*t
I've got less than an hour
And when this has ended
I'll either be famous
Or you'll be suspended!
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could say
Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbye
Gonna party from now
Till the end of July
Things will be going my way
After today!
I wish that this was the day
After today