Dont drink tequila after 1 am
Dont try to stop a fight that youre not already in
Dont be embarra**ed, get up and dance
Dont sleep with your best friends ex , he wont really understand
Whoa, whoa, there aint that much to worry about
Whoa, whoa, theres always time for one more round
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
Theres always that one girl whos everybodys flirt
And that guy in a business suit who never made it home from work
A couple shooting whiskey just about to fight
And a leather faced gypsy full of no good advice
Whoa, whoa, from happy hour to last call
Whoa, whoa, Ive seen it all
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
Life is short
Its just a little while
So over tip your waitress
And try to crack a smile
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
I leaned in this bar